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« on: February 27, 2007, 09:20:52 AM » |
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Okie dokie this is open mic thread. Feel free to post any type of poetry, short stories, or what have you. Its open mic so dont complain about others and be respectful. If you found your way here you are probably cool but just in case, be nice. I will start things off...
**beat poem**
**opens with walking bassline**
You are going down, Clown.
I am taking you down to china town, clown.
I will beat you down to the ground in down town china town, clown.
You are going so far down you will be buried in the ground, after this beat down. Clown.
You will not be found stuck in the ground under a mound, clown.
They will need a hound cuz you wont be found under that mound down town clown.
A brown hound will bound around until you are found under that mound clown.
You are going down.
Why dont you take that bass for another loooong walk.
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alphadecka
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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2007, 01:48:36 PM » |
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wow slow down everyone. sheesh who knew that open mic night would be such a big hit. shit i should get this trademarked.
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2007, 02:19:38 PM » |
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Come on in. Take off your skin... and rattle around in your bones.
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alphadecka
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2007, 02:34:50 PM » |
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Come on in. Take off your skin... and rattle around in your bones.
haha, yeah Boney Mcbonelyknobs |
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alphadecka
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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2007, 03:01:02 PM » |
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Ok, thats it. If nobody wants to make the second move to the mic then I will be forced into posting some of my serious (non clown) poetry. i am serious.
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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2007, 03:02:50 PM » |
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palakang kubkub
kumakalbukab
ayaw mo naman pakalabukabin
nguit, kumakalabukab pa rin.
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« Reply #6 on: February 27, 2007, 03:04:53 PM » |
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nice save.
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alphadecka
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« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2007, 04:38:57 PM » |
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palakang kubkub
kumakalbukab
ayaw mo naman pakalabukabin
nguit, kumakalabukab pa rin.
Holy sounds like those guys that they make fun of in hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. You know the Vogons? wonderful. and glorious. |
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« Reply #8 on: February 27, 2007, 06:33:23 PM » |
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hehe, its actually a Filipino tongue twister... It means, A big frog is going to make the water ripple, you don't want it to ripple, but its going to ripple anyways.
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alphadecka
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« Reply #9 on: February 28, 2007, 10:16:18 AM » |
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Nice, that is freaking rad. stupid water always rippling.
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alphadecka
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« Reply #10 on: February 28, 2007, 01:20:26 PM » |
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Ok i am going to post a real poem i wrote. well its not really a poem but more of a string of sentances that kind of fit together...
and there you are
suddenly older than you have ever felt
the salad days of promis stolen,
you seem to grind slowly to a halt,
though your cogs still strain to turn,
and brittle as they are,
you expect the stress to break them down,
you sit stagnant
and uneasy
your daily routine has turned rusty and solid,
and when you drive home from your days labor,
when the day is shining with cold,
with your windows down because,
at least that feels like movement.
YEehaw. giddy up. please disregard spelling and grammatical errors.
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Abuya?!?
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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2007, 05:02:22 PM » |
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YEehaw. giddy up. please disregard spelling and grammatical errors.
I thought that was the point of poetry, that spelling and grammar don't matter. |
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2007, 07:55:12 PM » |
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You need no longer worry.
You will be recognized and suitably rewarded.
You must have somebody to worry.
Too much ado about nothing!
Q: What does it do to you to become a form new friendships and the Shores of Coke cans in North Dakota?
A: Loved one.
Q: What does it with being one will be a joy you become a year, and divorced within two?
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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2007, 07:45:48 AM » |
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damn this is fun....
yeah spelling might matter still. but prolly not grammar.
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i got a dildo.. for realdo?
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« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2007, 11:16:37 PM » |
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k this one isnt my material, but this s*** is important... im sorry if i offend anyone.. or however you spell that word...
i got a dildo.
('nuff said)
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