Opg has a reputation of being worthy advisaries and blood thirsty gamers, but there is another side to them that I would like to bring into light.
They asked us to review video games, and review video games we shall, however I feel that for my first post, I need to do something a little more.
The Members of the oPg community are real people. Real live people. Who care and love and feel. Well maybe not love but I am more than certain that they are real people. This is one of the issues I have been thinking about, and that if we work together, (and I speak for the community when I say this) we firmly believe we can make a difference.
Aquatic mammals are majestic and serene. They glide through the water with unequaled grace. It has been said (and pardon my lack of sited sources) that some are intelligent to the point of communication. I feel that we can agree that if our sea bound friends were in a fix we would be inclined, nay expected to help them.
This brings me to my point. Now I am not going to rag you about using too much water or polluting our oceans to disaster, or oil. The issue that oPg is taking a stand on is the fact that aquatic mammals, are the only mammals that cannot reach their own genetillia. Even a giraffe with its junk so far away from any plausible relief can be reached by its insanely long neck and equally amazing tongue.
So please, lend a hand. Because, well they surely dont have any. And masturbate the closest marine mammal you can find.
thank you.







May 31, 2008
Here here! let us all give a helping hand to lighten their load.
May 31, 2008
“share the load” as a little hobbit would say.
June 12, 2008
Jaminz told me he needs to take a load off!
June 17, 2008
I need to dump a load.
June 19, 2008
some whales wieners get pretty big. two man job! who’s with me?
July 7, 2008
holy shit
July 14, 2008
OMG Deka. From now on you’re only allowed to review video games.